Tucker Max

The name Tucker Max is associated with a writer who is the author of his own website. His site amasses heavy levels of traffic, earning him an Alexa rank of around 6000, making his site one of the most trafficked individually run websites on the web. The bulk of his visitors come for the thrilling stories he posts, the stories often entailing his raging hangover inducing drunken nights that often involve meaningless sex. However, I can’t sell his site any better than he does himself. People, I introduce you to Tucker Max.

“My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.”

“I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.”

“But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world.”

What should be understood is that Tucker Max is hardly that narcissistic egotistical jerk who wants everyone to know how many girls he fucks and what a player he is. He does indeed refer to himself in the third-person more than the next person, however it is all in good humour and it hardly equates to an inflated ego.

Tucker is a guy who lives life on his own terms. He’s completely honest about who he is and doesn’t let what anyone else thinks affect his character. Importantly, he exudes the confidence to back his honesty, speaking his mind with absolute vigor.

The site is www.tuckermax.com.

Australia vs. Brazil, final score: 0-2

Bad luck Socceroos, you certainly did us aussies proud.

F1 Tonight

British Formula 1 GP is on tonight at 10:30 on Ten.

Qualifying:

1. Fernando Alonso (fag)
2. Kimi Raikonnen
3. Michael Schumacher
4. Felipe Massa
5. Giancarlo Fisichella (another fag)
6. More fags down the list.
7. Number 6 was not a person, neither is this.

If Alonso wins this I might have to wear his asshole around my ankle. What a fag.

Well it's that time of the year where many of us are plagued with the worries of mid-year exams.

You would think that I had grown complacent considering the lack thereof effort I have been putting in. It makes you wonder whether I'm mature enough to do year 12 as I find myself going home and wasting every minute on the most meaningless things. I don't know if it's realistic to work on breaking my routine of not studying, let alone homework before the exam. Over the next few days i'll have to remain at school for longer or maybe make use of the state library i.e. places that don't present me with any distractions.

Oh and I also grant Fernando Alonso permission to remove the pole he has in his ass, but I know he won't. What a fag...

G'day

First entry..wow, how to start..? Well I created this blog to mainly rant on whatever the hell I feel like. In today's society, we are priveliged with the right of freedom of expression. I am going to fully take advantage of this right. I am likely to condemn many groups, people or anything really so be warned.

Note: If I offend you in the process, then you're a weak shit that deserves it for being the weak shit that you are to take any of this personally. You would also bear the traits of a dousche.

Cheers